ക്യാംപസില്‍ വീണ്ടും തരംഗമായി മനോരമ

Posted by ashams | Posted in Articles, Campus Daily, Entertainment Desk, Fests & Trainings, General, Through Newspapers | Posted on 01-03-2012

മലയാള സിനിമ പരിവര്‍ത്തനത്തിന് തുടക്കമിട്ടുകൊണ്ട് മനോരമ ഓണ്‍ലൈന്‍ ഇതാ ക്യാംപസുകളിലേക്ക് വീണ്ടും ഇറങ്ങി ചെല്ലുന്നു. ഇരുണ്ട മുറിയില്‍ സിനിമയുടെ സ്പന്ദനങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് കാതോര്‍ത്തിരിക്കുന്ന യുവാക്കള്‍ക്ക് ഇതാ ഒരു സുവര്‍ണ്ണ അവസരം. കടം മേടിച്ച ക്യാമറയും പിരിവെടുത്ത കാശും കൊണ്ട് തട്ടിക്കൂട്ടുന്ന ലഖു ചിത്രം, ഒടുവില്‍ തന്നെ ഇരുന്നു കാണേണ്ട ഗതികേടുമായി അലയുന്ന യുവത്വത്തിനു വേണ്ടി ഇതാ മനോരമ ഓണ്‍ലൈന്‍ അവസരം നല്‍കുന്നു.


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Posted by lal8 | Posted in Articles, campus blogs, General | Posted on 16-08-2011

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യക്ഷികള്‍ ഒരു തുടര്‍ക്കഥ…

എന്നും പത്തരമാട്ടു തങ്കത്തിന്റെ തിളക്കവും   തനിമയും നിറഞ്ഞ ഒരു വാക്കാണ്‌ യക്ഷി .. ഉപമ ഉല്‍പ്രേക്ഷ അലങ്കാരങ്ങള്‍ എത്ര മാത്രം രീതികളില്‍ ഇ മനോഹരമായ വാക്കിനെ വളച്ചൊടിക്കുന്നു എന്ന് നമുക്ക് അറിയാം    .. സീസണല്‍  ഹിറ്റുകളായി വരുന്ന സിനമകളും ട്രെന്‍ഡ് സെട്ട്ലെര്‍ ആയി വരുന്ന സീരിയലുകളും ഇ വാക്കിനെ മലയാളഹൃദയങ്ങളില്‍ അനശ്വരം ആക്കി തീര്‍ത്തു .
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മലയാളികലോടാണോ കളി നല്ല തറവാട്ടില്‍ പിറന്ന യക്ഷികലാണ് കേരളത്തിലെ സകല കാല ഹിറ്റ്‌.. “കള്ളിയങ്കാട്ടു ” എന്താ മോശം പേരാണോ ?? ആണോ?? ഇതു കൊച്ചു പിള്ളേരോടും ചോദിച്ചാല്‍ അറിയാം ഇ ചേച്ചിടെ മഹാത്മ്യം .. എന്തീയ് സംശയം ഉണ്ടോ … ഒരു കാലത്തേ യൂത്ത് ഐക്കണ്‍ ആണ് എന്ന് വേണമെങ്കില്‍ പറയാം ..
നല്ല അടുക്കിട സാരി ഉടുത്തു കുളിച്ചു ഫ്രെഷായി മുടിയും പടത്തി പാധസരവും ഇതു കുണുങ്ങി കുണുങ്ങി… നടക്കണ ഒരു രൂപം ആണ് ഇ കള്ളിയങ്കാട്ടു നീലി .. അല്ലയോ ?? കവിഭാവന മലയത്തില്‍ എത്രയോ നാളുകള്‍ക്ക്  മുന്‍പേ ഉധാരവല്കരണം നടപ്പിലാക്കിയിരിക്കുന്നു …
അല്ലെകില്‍  ഒരു ഭീകര സത്വത്തെ ഭാവനയില്‍ വളര്‍ത്തുന്നതിനു പകരം  ഒരു സുന്ദരീ ശില്പത്തെ വാര്‍ക്കുംയിരുന്നോ ??
ബ്രിട്ടിഷുകാര്‍   വാരിവലിച്ചു ഭരിച്ചു നടന്ന ഒരു നാട്ടില്‍ വല്ല യൂറോപീന്‍ യക്ഷിയും അവതരിപ്പിചിരുന്നെങ്കിലോ.. ജഗപൊഗ … എത്രയോ സാഹിത്യ സൃഷ്ടികള്‍ നമുക്ക് നഷ്ട്ടപെടുമായിരുന്നു ?
ബ്രൂം സ്ടിക്കും   നടക്കുന്ന യക്ഷികള്‍ … അയ്യേ ആലോചിക്കാന്‍ കൂടെ വയ്യ … കേരള യക്ഷികള്‍ക്ക് നിലം തൊടാതെ പറക്കാന്‍ പറ്റും .. ബാക്കി ഉള്ളവര്‍ക്ക് ചൂല് വേണം പോലും  ചൂല് …
പറഞ്ഞു പറഞ്ഞു കാടു കയറുന്നു … യക്ഷികളുടെ ആവാസ വ്യവസ്ഥിതി ആയ പാല മരങ്ങള്‍ അന്യം നിന്ന് പോകുന്ന ഒരു സ്ഥിതി  വിശേഷത്തെ കൂലം കഷവും നിയതവും ആയി വിമര്‍ശിച്ചു ചില ഫെമിനിസ്റ്റ് യക്ഷികളുടെ ശ്രദ്ധ പിടിച്ചു പറ്റുക എന ഗൂഡ ഉദേശം ഒനും ഇ ബൂലോക രചനക്ക് പിന്നില്‍ ഇല്ല …
എന്നിരുന്നാലും പാല ഗന്ധര്‍വന്‍മാരും കണ്ണുകള്‍ക്ക്  കരള്കുളിര്‍മ ഉള്ള നവ്യ ദൃശ്യങ്ങള്‍ക് ആയിട്ട് കണ്ണുകള്‍ വാടകക്കും എടുത്തു ഇറങ്ങുന്ന ഒരു സ്ഥലം ഉണ്ട് … അമല്ജ്യോതിയുടെ സ്വന്തം ബസ്‌ സ്റൊപിലെ പാല മരം തന്നെ ഉദ്ദേശ്യം …
ഇവിടെ ഒരു പാല ഉണ്ടങ്കിലും യക്ഷികള്‍ക്ക് ആണ് കുടുതല്‍ പ്രാധാന്യം ..
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മരത്തിന്‍ തണലില്‍ യക്ഷികള്‍ സ്വൈര്യ വിഹാരം നടത്തുന്നു എന്ന് വേണമെങ്കിലും പറയാം …
എല്ലാം പ്രതികങ്ങള്‍ ആണല്ലോ … ഇ പാലക് മുകളില്‍ യക്ഷി ഉണ്ടങ്കിലും ഒരു കുഞ്ഞും ശ്രദിക്കാന്‍ പോകില്ല …
കാരണം ഞാനാരേം ശ്ര്ധികുന്നില്ലേ എന്ന മട്ടില്‍ നില്ക്കാന്‍ ഇവിടെ യക്ഷികള്‍ക്ക്  ഒരു പഞ്ഞവും ഇല്ല … ച്ചുന്നംബുണ്ടോ ചേട്ടാ എന്നാ ചോദ്യങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് പകരം “മൊബൈല്‍ ഉണ്ടോ ചേട്ടാ ഒരു കാള്‍ വിളിക്കാന എന്നാ ചോദ്യം പ്രതിക്ഷിക്കാം ” കാരണം ഇ യക്ഷികള്‍ക്ക് മൊബൈല്‍ ബാന്‍ഡ്  ആണ് .. പക്ഷെ ആള്‍കാരുടെ കണ്ണില്‍ പൊടി ഇടാനുള്ള നമ്പര്‍ ആണ് കേട്ടോ …
അന്തരിഷത്തില്‍  നിന്നും  ആപ്പിള്‍ എടുക്കുന്ന ആളുകള്‍ ഉള്ളപോള്‍ യക്ഷികല്ല്ക് ഒരു മൊബൈല്‍ വരുത്താന്‍ ആണോ വിഷമം   .. “വിശ്വാസം അതല്ലേ എല്ലാം ” …
വെള്ളിയാഴ്ച … അതെ യക്ഷികളുടെ ദിനം ..ഫുള്ളി ടെട്ടികെറെദ്   ഫോര്‍ യക്ഷിസ് … അന്ന് ഇ പാല കുടുതല്‍ പരിഭ്രാന്ത  ആവും .. മാനം മര്യാദ ഉള്ള യക്ഷികള്‍  ആയതിനാല്‍ മരത്തില്‍ കയറില്ല .. പകരം താഴെ നിന്ന് ഒരു കുന്നോളം ബാഗുകളും ആയി കാണും സന്ധ്യ ആവും വരെ … പറക്കാന്‍ കഴിയും !! എങ്കിലും ചുമ്മാ ഒരു രസം .. ബസ്‌ കണ്ടക്ടര്‍ മാരെ ഓക്കേ കറക്കാന്‍ ആവും അല്ലെ … ഒരു ബസ്‌ യാത്രക് ശ്രമിക്കുന്നത് … എന്തായാലും ഇ പാലക് ചുറ്റി പട്ടി വെള്ളിയാഴ്ച വൈകും നേരം ഒരു പൂരം നടക്കും …
കയൂക്ക് ഉള്ളവന്‍ കാര്യക്കാരന്‍ എന്ന പ്രമാണം പാലിച്ചു,അവിടെ ഒരു ബസ്‌ നിന്നാല്‍, ഗുസ്തി മത്സരം കാണാം  !!… മാമാങ്കം പോലെ ചോര പൊടിയാര്‍ ഉണ്ട് എന്നാണ് കേള്‍വി …
പക്ഷെ ആരും ശ്രധികാറില്ല കാരണം യക്ഷികളും ബിസി ആണ് …
അന്നേ ദിനം വാഹന  സാമഗ്രികള്‍  ഉള്ള വേന്ദ്രന്മാര്‍ അങ്ങ് കോട്ടയത്ത്‌ നിന്ന് വരെ പൊള്ളുന്ന വിലക്ക് പെട്രോള്‍ അടിച്ചു വരും എന്നിട്ട് ഇ പാലക് പ്രദക്ഷിണം  വയ്ക്കുന്ന പോലെ തെക്ക്-വടക്ക് സര്‍വീസ് നടത്തും …
യക്ഷികള്‍ക്ക് ഒരു കുളിര്‍…യക്ഷന്മാര്‍ക്ക് ഡബിള്‍ കുളിര്‍.. ഇനി ഉദേശിച്ച യക്ഷി എങ്ങാനും ഒന്ന് ചിരിച്ചാലോ നോക്കിയാലോ … അന്ന് മനസ്സില്‍ ഒരു ലഡ്ഡു പൊട്ടും ഹയ്യട..പെട്രോള്‍ വേസ്റ്റ് ആയില്ല… അപ്പന്റെ കാശ് പോയാലും വേണ്ട നമ്മടെ മനസിന്‍റെ സന്തോഷം അതല്ലേ എല്ലാം …
ഇനി മൊബൈല്‍ യക്ഷന്‍ മാര്‍ … അതാണ് രസം വാഹങ്ങള്‍ ഇല്ലാത്ത വേന്ദ്രന്‍ മാര്‍ക്ക്‌ എന്ത് ചെയ്യാന്‍ ആകും .. ഐ മീന്‍ ദി പാവം പില്ലെര്സ് അറ്റ്‌ ദി ഹോസ്റ്റല്‍ .. അതിനല്ലേ അളിയാ നമ്മടെ മോഫില്‍ ഫോണ്‍… “വാട്ട് ആന്‍ ഐഡിയ ” … ബാലന്‍സ് ഇല്ലങ്കിലും അന്നേ ദിനം ആ പാല മര ചുവടു ഒരു മൊബൈല്‍ ഫോനെ സംഗമ വേദി ആവും ..നാനാ വിധ വര്‍ണത്തില്‍ ഉള്ള പൊളപ്പന്‍ ഫോണുകള്‍ ചുമ്മാ ഒരു ഷോ -ക്ക്  അങ്ങ് വലത്തേ ചെവിയില്‍ ഇടത്തെ കൈ കൊണ്ട് വച്ചങ്ങു കാച്ചും ” അളിയാ എന്‍റെ പതിനായിരം ഇന്ന് തന്നെ തരണേ … ഗ്രാന്‍ഡ്‌ പാക്‌ ഹോര്‍ലിക്ക്സ് വാങ്ങാനുള്ള ലാസ്റ്റ് ടെ ഇന്ന് ആണ്  ” … ആര് കേള്‍ക്കാന അതെ നമ്മുടെ യക്ഷികള്‍ തന്നെ … പിന്നെ നോക്കിയ സാദാ സെറ്റ് ടച്ച്‌ ആയി ഉപയോഗികുക്ക ഐ-ഫോണ്‍ കവര്‍ പേഴ്സ് ആകുക എന്ന് തുടങ്ങി എന്തൊക്കെ ഐറ്റംസ് ..
എല്ലാം ഇ യക്ഷികളെ പ്രതി …ദി ഫെമ്മേ ഫാറ്റാലെ(femme fatale ) യക്ഷിസ് … പണ്ടാതെതൊക്കെ കൊന്നു ചോര കുടിക്കുന്ന ഇനം ആയിരുന്നെങ്കില്‍ ഇപ്പോലതെത് ചിരിച്ചു കൊണ്ട്  കഴുത്ത് അരക്കും …കാലം മാറുമ്പോള്‍ കോലവും മാറുമല്ലോ …
സ്കിന്നി ജീന്‍സും കാപ്രിയും ലാച്ചയും ധാവനിയും എല്ലാം അണിഞ്ഞ യക്ഷികളെ ഇ പാല മര ചുവടില്‍ കാണാന്‍ ആവും.. പലപൂഴും മേയ്ക്ക് അപ്പ്‌ ഇനും  ഇല്ലേ സോദരി പരിധി എന ചോദ്യവും നിങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് തോന്നാം … ഇക്കണ്ട കാലം അത്രയും ഇ യക്ഷികല്‍കും യക്ഷന്‍ മാര്‍ക്കും തണല്‍ ആയി നില്‍കുന്ന പാല മരത്തെ അങ്ങനെ ചുമ്മാ ഒന്ന് ഓര്‍മ പെടുത്തിന്നെ ഉള്ളു .. പലരും അത് ശ്രധികാറില്ല എന്ന ഒരു തോന്നല്‍ കൊണ്ട് മാത്രം ആണ് ഇ പോസ്റ്റ്‌ ..
ആരെയും കളിയാക്കാന്‍ ഉദേശം ഇല്ല .. അപ്പോള്‍ ഇനിയും കാണാം പാലയും യക്ഷികളെയും പിന്നെ ഞാന്‍ ഉള്‍പെടുന്ന വേന്ദ്രന്‍ മാരെയും … ഇനിയിപ്പം ഒറ്റക് നില്കുമ്പം അടുത്ത് ഉള്ളത് ഒരു പാലയും അതില്‍ യക്ഷി ഇനി ഉണ്ടോ എന്നും ആരും പേടിക്കാതെ ഇരികരുതെ  …  !!… നമോവാകം …

Yes..! we are on demand..

Posted by ashams | Posted in Articles, Campus Daily, Entertainment Desk, General, Through Newspapers | Posted on 22-07-2011

                                                                                                                    kerala-police

We always have a guilty feeling while we see police on the road. Well, some may not agree to it. But its the real fact. Well I too have a weird feeling while seeing them , even though I  have done nothing wrong. Seeing their(the policemen) uncouth behavior, many of us have thought of correcting them. There is now a clear window of opportunity for u guys  to make the defense ministry clean.

            Have any ideas to improve police force? You can share the same and win prizes. An idea bank has been opened in the police website as part of the Vision 2030 of the Kerala government. The ideas are being sought on subjects like how to tackle police-criminal ties, curb crimes, terrorism, approach towards public, corruption, attacks against women and children, against cyber crimes, traffic reformation, reformation of uniforms etc. 10 best ideas in a year which are selected for implementation shall be suitably rewarded.You can lead a horse to water,even if,  you can’t make it drink..

NB:The idea providers must give their e-mail id and phone number. They should type the security code prescribed. If they are policemen, they should specify the rank and official address.

I request you all, to give suggestions and make a bold move…@http://keralapolice.org/newsite/vision2030.php

A not-so-typical day in the life of a college student

Posted by Tina in ink | Posted in Articles, General | Posted on 06-07-2011

Tis a lovely morning. The birds are singing and the sky is warm. You are waking up and you see the light flooding into your bedroom and you realize…..That destiny has brought you yet another day to enjoy and cherish. The new day holds new promises and new opportunities, just waiting for you. You breathe in that lovely smell….warm creamy coffee…..calm silent breeze….But then you hear something, something almost inaudible with all those warm thoughts inside you.
You strain your ears, and you hear something.

You shake yourself awake and you strain your ears some more.

Then you hear it……



Your mother is yelling at you….. she says that if you stay in bed for a moment longer that she’ll take your coffee and dump it on your head….after all, she does have a point..maybe it is a good idea to get up and go downstairs…….parents, in general, are scary when they are angry…………………….


But nothing shall take that sweet dream away from you… and you are yet again back to your calm and quiet dreams. You have already eaten your breakfast, and no, your mother didn’t pour coffee on you.
Put that aside, you tell yourself….. for with success comes trying times…. And your morning was merely that. You wait at the bus stop, to take you to the wonderful institution that gives you your education. But once you are inside the bus……………………….



The bus is packed and there isn’t any place for you to put your head( although the rest of your body somehow manages to FIT ) Someone is yelling, you think it is the driver….. but no, everyone is screaming…. And sooner or later you find yourself yelling as well…

The bus ride is over, thank God, and now you can calm down.
BREATH ……

You breath in
HUUUUU

then you breathe out HAAAA….
Breath HUUUU HAAAA HUUHAAHUHAHUHAHUHA….

Then, you stop going HUUUU HAAAA .
Your friends are looking at you like you may have something wrong with your head.


Although you will never let them know you, you too sometimes wonder it.


But forget that, because you are here to learn new things in an attempt to quench your thirst for knowledge. First four hours pass in a blur and you are trying hard to retain your new found knowledge. Lunch comes, and you stuff yourself with food so that you can survive the next three hours.

Fifth hour begins…. The professor walks in…. and he calls your name…

What???? Then You say, Why is he calling my name?!?!??!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!


Then you remember… the seminar you were supposed to take…. It’s today….
You forget what it was supposed to be about… was it Quantum Chemistry or Bio Phyisics?
You are at the front… you will hold your head up high…. You will not go down without a fight…. You begin with your topic….And then you lose it….


Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden ? you ask yourself… Why is everyone looking at your face intently?….Why is it that for some reason, the words that seem to be coming out of your mouth sound like nonsense?

After 15 minutes of blank expressions and muddled words, the humiliation is over. But don’t worry, this is just one of those trying times” that comes with success… Surely at this rate… you’ll be a success in no time.

By evening, it’s raining, and you’re on your way home……..


You don’t have your umbrella…. You’re wet and soggy and there’s this dog that is following you… hopefully it doesn’t have rabies……
When you get home, you plop on to the bed…….

Suddenly….. You realize….

That this is just another setback

Another obstacle to overcome

Another reason for you to Keep on fighting

Another reason for you to keep working hard…

Another hurdle to jump over

Another problem to solve

………………………………..Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z


Now you are sleeping and everything is all better…. But don’t worry, I’m sure that tomorrow will be a more typical day…….….
At least you hope so…….

Love Letters:Part-II:[ma kindergarten]

Posted by ashams | Posted in Campus Daily, Entertainment Desk, General | Posted on 25-06-2011

all the characters, places and incidents in the story are fictitious.
Resemblance to any person living or dead or to any incident or place is purely coincidental.

We live in a world, were sms approaches more faster than an ambulance, medicine is costlier than a bowl of rice (and most of the people eat medicines rather than normal food), anyway all those rubbish thoughts never destructs a common man.Well about love letters…what to say?..I haven’t got much opportunities to mingle with girls..bcoz i have studied most of my time in boys school…and u know there were not much girls in my neighbour hood..

The first thing that comes into my mind , when i think about my kindergarden days is a funny incident..In those days, students who makes noise much in the class gets punishement(even now also they gets), but what special about the punishment was that, brat boys were picked to sat beside girls..u know how bad u felt in those days..?omg…But i think, now no such punishment is there…don’t know why?..Whatever may be the reason…i have a similar experience..while i was in upper kinder and our classteacher was a nun….i was a kinda shy…bcoz of the reasons mentioned in the para 1…

I was shocked, when i was asked to stand up inside the class, while i was kinda busy talking to my friends..and u know what’s the punishement she gave?..She insisted me to sat near a girl…oops!..what i feared really happened..?And that liitle girl  cutie was a fat stout classmate..Can you imagine, what was my first reaction?…Ofcourse….I cried loudly that even my mom could hear ma throat excercise in home…Little fatty gave me a look that shatterd me into pieces…Finally our classteacher got headache of me and shown me the window!..That was a wiered experience….

And u know, the little fatty. She has now grown up and to your surprise she is still stout..ha..ha…If she incidentally happen to read this, then my story will be over…forever!…

 

BYE FOR NOW…

 

 

More tales of the lady from the UnderWorld

Posted by Tina in ink | Posted in Articles, General | Posted on 23-05-2011

The evil lady from the Underworld knows that I am home alone. Yet, at 3:16pm a car pulls up and out jumps Aunty O, with her band of evil midget trolls and her unsuspecting driver and other non-essential people.

Even as I scramble to open the door, I realize that I should just pretend that no one is home. I would rather walk around with a trashcan on my head than entertain the likes of Aunty O and her evil troll grandchildren.

I smile. Open the door wide. “Why? Aunty O? What a delight?”. My smile is glued to my face, while inside I feel close to vomiting. Vomitting chunks of potato slime and chappati on to the evil woman’s face. It would be such an improvement. Still, I smile, this being the only thought that keeps me happy. Delusional sidetracking fantasies featuring the lady from the underworld.

Maybe she’ll have a heart attack. “It’s such a pleasure to see you child”, she says. “But you’ve become so thin.”
Somewhere in her mind, the evil witch is saying “Time to fatten you up”, like the witch from Hanzel and Grettle.

She says she wants something to drink. Wonderful. My beautiful day has been reduced to the joy and fun involved in serving her highness. Time to tackle the kitchen.

I look in the fridge. The milk bottle is empty. I remember drinking it an hour ago. So that means no coffee, no tea. What else would the evil woman wish to drink?

I open the cupboards and the angels are singing their songs of wonder. Instant mix orange flavor fruit drink. Maybe luck is on my side. Or perhaps she’d prefer frog spawn.

I mix it, and add water. Perhaps poison would be a good ingredient. Not like it would harm her a bit. She’s far too evil to go down because of a bit of poisonous orange juice. Besides, if one of her trolls drank it by accident, she’d hang me and use my toenails in one of her potions.

I hear her lovely voice as she drinks it. “Wonderful concoction… I mean, juice. Never thought you had such talent.”
A well hidden insult. Only she would be so low as to suggest that I can’t even mix a fruit drink properly.

One of her trolls pulls my hair, another attacks me with paint. I fear I may not survive. Fortunately, the evil woman calls to her troll minions. “Come darling, we have other places to visit.”

Probably more people for her to torture. I feel truly sorry for them, the others. If I knew where she was headed, I’d give them a heads up. But she does not feel inclined to reveal the identities of her next victims.

And so, as she leaves, I close the door. I still have work to do, like untangle my hair and get rid of the paint on my face.

The trolls are gone, as their evil lady ruler. But the fear they instill is still alive. I’m not sure how many more encounters with the lady from the underworld I can survive. Perhaps she too, is wondering the same thing.

Had I been smarter…..

Posted by Tina in ink | Posted in Articles, General | Posted on 15-04-2011

I’m sitting at home, and I am secretly relieved. I’ve got nothing to worry about but eating
and sleeping, at least for a few days. Relatives are the least of my worries. Had I been smarter, I
would’ve put them at the top of my list of my worries.

The phone rings twice. Had I been smarter, I would not have answered it. I would have
gone on watching The Prince of Persia. But I turn off the TV and answer the phone.

It’s Auntie O, calling from the underworld, or someplace close to it. She hears my voice
and deduces that I’m at home doing nothing. Had I been smarter, I would’ve lied to her, and told
her that I was very very busy with very important stuff. Sadly, I don’t lie.

She wants me to go shopping, which, in her words means that she wants me to go
shopping with her. Her idea of my wardrobe is synonymous with the word barren. And this is
coming from the woman who lives in the underworld. She uses her dark powers to convince me
that I must go with her. Obviously, I agree. I am no match for a woman with such dark powers. A
mere weakling am I.

She flies over on her magic carpet. Had I been smarter, I would have faked an upset
stomach. Had I been really smart, I would’ve eaten junk from the trash can or from my dog’s
leftovers and given myself an upset stomach.

She crackles and laughs with (evil) joy when we reach the place.

She takes me to the women’s section. Her eyes fall on a highlight-pink skirt that look like
they may have come from the underworld. She insists that she buys it for me.

This time, I’m a bit more smarter. “No, Auntie O”, I say, “how could I take that, when
you would look so fine in it. I could never live with myself if I bought it, knowing that I had
deprived you of such a grand opportunity.”

I’m quite smart. I leave out the part about how the outfit will make her look more like a
woman from the underworld( she has tricked many people so far with her disguises. Not me. I
know what she really is). Technically, I’d be doing everyone else a favor. By warning everyone.
A kind of tying-a-bell-to-the-cat-thing. I would become a hero amongst us mice.

She forgets about me. Instead, her interest falls upon other dresses, other fashionable
clothes. Perhaps I am smart. After all, I distracted a woman from the underworld. I was able to
divert her attention from her pure evil self to something less evil( though evil all the same).

But I realize that I am not smart. I must be smarter.

The day is over. She has 10 bags. They weigh a ton, yet, somehow, I carry them. I’m
happy the day is over. Just one last chance to prove to myself that I am smart. “Why, Aunty. I
enjoyed this day so much”.

The evil woman smiles.

I get even smarter. “Too bad the day had to end. Such a wonderful day.”

She smirks at me with her fangs.

But, really, had I been smarter, I would not have tried to be smart.

She turns to me and widens her evil grin. I feel like her prey. “Not to worry, we
can come back tomorrow. There’s a pink dress that I think would look perfect on you.”

Had I only been smarter………

TRAI Lifts 100 SMS Per Day Ban Temporarily Until Further Notice Till 21st March 2011

Posted by lal8 | Posted in General | Posted on 13-03-2011

TRAI aka Telecom Regulatory of India have lifted the ban of 100 sms per day which came into effect on 26th Feb 2011.TRAI had taken this decision because of the growing number of Unsolicited Commercial Communications ( promotional SMS and Calls).However, in order to curb such messages, TRAI had given direction that no Access Providers shall provide any SMS packages in any form (through voucher, student pack, seasonal pack etc) permitting sending of more than 100 SMS per day per SIM.With this lift in ban on sms, the customers can enjoy 500 sms per day or 750 sms per day according to operator privileges of sms packs or offers.Now, the majority of the youth shared their concern that they can’t text their friends, chat with friends , etc… If they have been given a limit of 100 sms/day. “ TRAI should look to 700 Million Customers not to the 700 telemarketers “. Happy texting…until 21st march and before that the super moon that which is coming on the 19th of this month…let’s pray for the well being of mother earth…Previous supermoons – or “lunar perigees” – happened in 1955, 1974, 1992 and 2005. Each year had extreme weather events.Let that cause no any disasters!!Praying for people out there in Japan…Deo cura de nobis!!

The Man That Did not believe in Love :Part II

Posted by Tina in ink | Posted in General | Posted on 12-03-2011

The man that did not believe in love had a name, but that is not of consequence here. It
only mattered that he did not believe in love, and that he vowed to himself that he would never
ever love again.


And so he began the day, just like he began every other day.

With a cold and disbelieving heart.

But today, something different was going to happen. He just didn’t know it. Because
when elves decide to do something, they see it through, even if they aren’t too smart in the ways
of the heart. The elves had a plan. A sweet but stupid plan.

And as per their “plans”, the old man chanced upon a five rupee bill. A five rupee bill that
he found laying in the street.

Luck, he thought, as he picked it up.

But there was something written on the bill, something that someone had supposedly
written on the bill in ink. Hooligans, he thought.

He looked at what was written on it and saw something which he did not like. For on that
particular bill that he had in his hand, someone had written a four letter word. A four letter word
which begins with ‘L’ and rhymes with shove. But since the man did not believe in the word, and
had vowed to never even speak of it again, this is how the word must be conveyed.

He threw it back into the street and went on his way.

Two hours later, the bill found it’s way back into his hands. And just like before, he
tossed it aside. But this time, it fell into the hands of some nearby children. They were covered in rags,
and looked as though they hadn’t eaten in days. When their eyes fell upon the money, their faces
lit up. The man that did not believe in love stood their perplexed. He did not know what to do,
he just stood there, watching the children.

He noticed their sad and tired faces. He noticed how their eyes lit up when the stray bill
flew into their hands. He also noticed how even though the small sum of five rupees would go a
long way for them, not even one child made an attempt to claim it for their own.

They were sharing.

Because they loved each other.

The man suddenly felt colder than usual. He walked away, and went back home. Locking
the door, he stayed inside his house for two whole days. He did what he was good at doing.

He closed his heart and refused to believe in love.

2 days passed.

He went outside again, but this time he avoided his usual places. This time, he went to a
restaurant nearer to the city. The day was a rough and dry one. He hoped that nothing strange
would happen.

As he sat there, sipping his coffee, he noticed a stray dog pawing at a piece of paper.
Something made him get up so that he could take a look. He saw what the dog had been pawing
at.

The five rupee bill.

A woman, perhaps as old as him, had noticed the dog as well. She smiled, scooped up the
filthy bill, and left. She returned, momentarily, carrying a small bun. Tossing it to the dog, she
smiled, and left as if nothing had happened.

It was love.

That night, for the second time in his life(since he had stopped believing in love), he was
confused. Should he believe? Shouldn’t he? It was all too confusing.

So he vowed to forget of all that he had seen these past few days. He vowed to never
believe in love.

He closed his heart and locked it.

But elves don’t give up very easily.

Again, the next morning, as the man went out, something extraordinary happened, yet
again. The 5 rupee bill swept right past him, as if taunting him, but it did not fall into his hands.

Instead it fell into the hands of a young man that was standing a few feet before him.
With him, was a young woman as well. As the pair of eyes looked upon the bill, and the four letter
word on the bill, they smiled, but said nothing.

For the old man, time stopped still. The wind stopped humming, and the clouds stopped
whirring. Nothing moved, yet everything seemed to be absolutely normal.

For love has a language of it’s own.

Love has no boundaries and it is unconditional.

The old man remembered.

And he smiled.

Some part of him came to life that moment.

He believed.

And in a remote part of the world, lying in a wee hospital bed, Cupid smiled. He suddenly
felt much more better.

THE END

A very Strange world

Posted by Tina in ink | Posted in General | Posted on 12-02-2011

Once upon a time, a very strange boy was born into a vary strange world. But in truth, this
very strange boy was not a very strange boy. He was just different. Just like many other boys and
girls before him and like many that were to come after him.

But the world he was born into did not like it’s people being different. So they labeled
him as strange. Such were the strange ways of the strange world into which he was born.

The world suppressed his differences, and tried to make him more like the others.
However, he was unaware of this during his infancy and early childhood.

But as he grew up, he came to understand the ways of the strange world. He wanted to be
himself, but the world would not let him. And he was still very young. So he said to himself,
“One day, I will become older and wiser, and the world will hear what I have to say. And then I
can be as strange as I want to.”

So he went along with the ways of the strange world and did as he was told. He
suppressed his strange ways and lived as the strange world wanted him to.

He waited.

Years went by.

And he got older.

He would think of what he had wanted to tell the world. But he still wasn’t ready to tell
the world. And these thoughts came to him less and less.

One day, he was old enough to tell the world. But by that time, he had forgotten what he
had wanted to say. And even if he could have remembered, the world would still have not
listened to what he had to say.

Because the world knew that it never would have to. The world knew that it had won.
Such are the ways of the strange world into which the strange boy was born into.